Monday, November 10, 2008

The Smoking Pun


Upon leaving the women's bathroom together:

Noah: Mom? If smoking kills you, why do those machines in there sell cigarettes for 25 cents each?

(ba-dum-pum!)

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When I had finished writing this, my shortest blog post ever, I turned to my husband to help me with a title. I told him I needed a "smoking pun". He said...

How about "The Smoking Pun"?

Done.

(guys... if you don't get this? Ask your wives.)
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5 comments:

  1. MariByNovember 11, 2008 at 6:03 AM

    hehehehehee...giggling away over here...:D

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  2. SnowbirdNovember 11, 2008 at 7:46 AM

    And did you explain about the 25 cent cigarettes?????

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  3. Shama-Lama MamaNovember 11, 2008 at 10:49 AM

    Ha ha ha... no, I did not. I diverted and deflected. And nearly peed my pants.

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  4. Shama-Lama MamaNovember 11, 2008 at 10:49 AM

    They look more like cigars to me!!

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  5. CindyNovember 11, 2008 at 9:04 PM

    That is hilarious!

    I had no idea they were 25 cents though... wonder if that's cheaper than what we can buy in the store? *Off to do the math*

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