Mom: Ethan! Why did you take all the tissues out of the box and throw them all over the room!!??
Ethan: Luka TOLD me to do it.
Mom: (sigh) Look, if Luka told you to get a hammer and smash that window, would you do it?
Ethan: No.
Mom: Right. And WHY wouldn't you do it?
Ethan: Because I don't know where we keep the hammers.
