Upon leaving the women's bathroom together:
Noah: Mom? If smoking kills you, why do those machines in there sell cigarettes for 25 cents each?
(ba-dum-pum!)
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When I had finished writing this, my shortest blog post ever, I turned to my husband to help me with a title. I told him I needed a "smoking pun". He said...
How about "The Smoking Pun"?
Done.
(guys... if you don't get this? Ask your wives.)
5 comments:
hehehehehee...giggling away over here...:D
And did you explain about the 25 cent cigarettes?????
Ha ha ha... no, I did not. I diverted and deflected. And nearly peed my pants.
They look more like cigars to me!!
That is hilarious!
I had no idea they were 25 cents though... wonder if that's cheaper than what we can buy in the store? *Off to do the math*
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