Noah and Mama in the car...
Noah: Mommy, I just ate an ear whack.
Mama: A what?
Noah: An EAR WHACK!
Mama: What's an ear whack??
Noah: One of those things that comes out of your ear.
Mama: You mean ear wax????
Noah: Yeah, but I only ate one of them.
Mama: Um... okay. How did that go for you, then?
Noah: It didn't taste very good.
Mama: Yeah, I figured.
Noah: Not as good as a booger.
Mama: ...um... uh...
Noah: Mama?
Mama: Yeah, Noah?
Noah: I think that ear whacks are more healthy than boogers.
Mama: Why is that, baby?
Noah: Because healthy things don't taste as good as bad-for-you things. So I think ear whacks are healthy to eat, and boogers have gotta be bad for you.
Mama: ...um... ...o'kay.
Noah: Mommy, I just ate an ear whack.
Mama: A what?
Noah: An EAR WHACK!
Mama: What's an ear whack??
Noah: One of those things that comes out of your ear.
Mama: You mean ear wax????
Noah: Yeah, but I only ate one of them.
Mama: Um... okay. How did that go for you, then?
Noah: It didn't taste very good.
Mama: Yeah, I figured.
Noah: Not as good as a booger.
Mama: ...um... uh...
Noah: Mama?
Mama: Yeah, Noah?
Noah: I think that ear whacks are more healthy than boogers.
Mama: Why is that, baby?
Noah: Because healthy things don't taste as good as bad-for-you things. So I think ear whacks are healthy to eat, and boogers have gotta be bad for you.
Mama: ...um... ...o'kay.
Noah: Remember that, Mama.
2 comments:
ROFLMAO!!!!!
That is hilarious.
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