A conversation with Noah as I was tucking him into bed tonight:
Mama: Okay, I love you Honey, I will see you in the morning.
Noah: Mommy, there is cash in the freezer.
Mama: Ummm…. Huh?
Noah: There is money in the refrigerator and in the freezer too.
Mama: There…is?
Noah: Yeah, it’s the round kind and the paper kind. It’s all full up.
Mama: Um, okay. How did it get in there?
Noah: I don’t know but you should go look.
Mama: What should I do with it when I find it?
Noah: Get the mop, and sweep it down onto the floor. Then open the back door and push it all out there. Make a HUGE pile!
Mama: But won’t it blow away out there?
Noah: Yeah, it will. But that way, people in other countries can see what our money looks like.
Mama: Okay, honey. You go to bed now. I gotta go check out the fridge.
Noah: Yeah... You do that.
Mama: Goodnight, Noah.
Noah: MOM! WAIT!! Don’t let it blow away! You should spend it.
Mama: What should I buy with all that money?
Noah: (after some serious thought…) A one thousand... and two year old….
DINOSAUR BUTT!
Mama: Goodnight, Noah.
(As I am going down the stairs…)
Noah: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I said Dinosaur Butt!!
4 comments:
Dude, if you buy that butt, I'm so coming over.
You're right. He is all boy now!!! Hey, save some of that cold hard cash for me, ok??
Hmmm . . . did anyone see this man around the house?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_J._Jefferson
Cold cash, INDEED!
Ha ha ha ha!! I had heard of that news story, but not his claim that he found the money in his freezer! HA! You know, I just assumed there WAS no money in the freezer... I never really did look....
...be right back...
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