Noah, at the ripe old age of five (and a HALF!), finally learned the real truth to the deep, dark family secret that we have been keeping from him all these years: that the lyrics to the age-old song go, "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"
And not, as he had thought, and we had allowed him to believe...
"If you're happy and you're Noah, clap your hands!"
He is doing as well as can be expected.